Let's getthis party started Rightttt!!! Let's get drunk and Freaky Flyyyy!!! You with me so it'sAlrightttt!!! We gonna stay up the wholeNightttt!!!
For The Ke$ha Lover in all of us I Never Thought I'll Say This
But ... Here It Goes
I've Found The One
The One Thats
Right For Me
Kinda Cute
Funny
A Bit Too Tall For My Liking
But I'm Okay With It
THERE IT IS
DOOM BRINGER!!!
No Nerf will separate us Ha, Hey but i've been retraining myself ok? Yup, Staying Away Saves the Day!
The last week or so has been pretty much crazy-ish J1s came in aplenty, merry bunch they are How they're like? i hardly know, even till now, and i doubt i'll get to know them at all anyway, being CCA-less Nevertheless, school life will get more crowded. Not a bad thing, for now at least. People have been complaining, this years batch? Don't meet the standards? But Nah!, don't just come to school for the pretty faces. Remember that school is fun and you've come to learn! Just like you said so in your innocence GO! Be that Astronaut you've always wanted to be. I wanted to be the Pope when i was young, Not THAT far-fetched huh?
I hope Orientation has been fun!Im sure dancers involved are pretty battered, since we always Work It mmhmm. From what i've seen, Dory can't speak Zay hurt her arm Avril and Lingz got BlackerDarker Leanne was amazingly clean after games And my beloved clan head Kun, lost 3kg, No Shit. Well today's the campfire, should be starting around, now? Dancers will be performing, have Fun! i know they will. Wanted to watch it but heard they dont let J2s in, so im here now, typing this.
Welcome to Sick Section (You've Been Warned)
Nevertheless School Life has been its crazy usual self. Free PeriodPlanning for Funoramacontinued, We needed to come up with a name for our game, which involved a water gun, whipped cream, coloredwater and spraying your friend's faces. So being the healthy minded people we are, we came up with Cream my Face! Bang me in the Face! CumCome and Bang Me!
Mom, if youre reading this. I have no part to play in this, i swear.
Also, breaks have been pretty fun, with Abel around. Abel, being the man he is, says the most manly things, He's been up to reading this book, about Testosterone, Estrogen and how it affects what we do? So he was trying to prove how men love sex? So at the top of his voice... "Imagine i am Qing Ling, and i want to have secks with you, If You're a Boy, You Can't Say No!"
Like 3 tables away, Qing was likeWHATTTTTT!!!???
We've been pretty hospitable to the J1s, Especially this girl calledSuZhen You know Jersey Shirts, those with the Number and your Name at the back? Yeah Never wear those around! So SuZhen was wearing this shirt, and walked past our table. SuZhen! Then we all turn away. So she'd be clueless about who called her. So we'd hide everywhere calling her name and making a dash!
Behind the Pillar... "SUZHEN!" When Buying Food..."SUZHEN!" Behind the OG Flag..."SUZHEN!" While Eating..."SUZHEN!" As an Entire Class, 3! 2! 1! "SUZHEN!!!" I better stop doing this or Cumara and Celeste will think im retarded. Not that they dont already!
Dont look at me okay? Got like Swimmer Leonard and some J2s to join in too
Class has been pretty busy too. OREOMilkshakes for Fund Raising! Got Kun, Cumara and ZhingQing to dance on stage to "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard" Due to bad planning had like 4 other classes selling, and someone else doing milkshakes that day too. Toodles!,we Begged, we Pleaded, we got LowLowLowLowLow LowLow . We sold quite a mighty bunch too, but had plenty of milk left over, gave all away! Didnt raise enough but 300 profit is alright pretty much. Should have done the phototaking idea too!
Classes have been hectic! I must try to pay attention in Maths. I thought Neeta was picking on me, so i decided to keep quiet one entire period and see what's she say. So i did, and then the class was pretty rowdy, then she scanned the class and stopped at me. "Reuben come up and participate!" pfffttttttt! I gave her the, you're picking on me again face. Nah but she's nicer now, making an effort to not pick me.
Be good these few days Keep those colored socks away Tug lower on that skirt Give that long fringe a snip sprint to the hall! Pray it rains in the evenings! You Want to Stay Away From DC, you know you do! I've been on time, but a jolly bunch of people i know have fallen prey to the Pot an Orchid Day of DC! Who'd knew hell on earth could come with flowers! YUP!
Anthony asked me on Sunday, Hey Arts Night Audition is Tomorrow, Care to Go? We can do a Dance Item. I was like Anything, we didnt have a routine, we didnt have a song, I didnt have an outfit. So i was thinking, imma like go there and see how it goes, whats the chance huh? I thought i messed it up too, was so nervous, in front of like 10 people? The Judges.
So Yeah, 22nd of Febuary, the day to Go Home After School! Yes Head Straight Home, Even if you go for Arts Night, Please leave before the Dance ItemAHHH! I got in, unpolished, unprepared. Think they needed Dancers pretty bad. I mean its cool and all butKILL ME NOW I AM SCARED SO BAD! If i froze in front of 10 people, an LT4 Full of people, Woosh i shall not think about it. Wish Me Luck, i have 2 Weeks!
I've been listening to Taylor Swift these days, Not my usual diet but she's really good! The reason i've been avoiding her music? For like the whole of last year i thought this was how she looked like!
I mean who asked her to be named Taylor? Taylor is a guy's name! So i spent one year thinking, whats up with the hype on this Old Man?
EM Speaking about HYPE! SONEs and Crazy Fanboys rejoice. SNSD's 2nd Album OH! Out Out Out Out Out! Got my preorder on Thursday! Mad Props to Hew, for using his connections to get the Booty! He had to pass me this Super Huge A1 size poster with like the album, which he carried to school! HAH! He forgot to pass me the BALOON, like what? they have a balloon? Yup! So i am now a proud owner of OH! My My, Arent you Green with Envy. Not Really huh? Im resigned to my fate as the number2 fan in my class, since Huixin's the first. When i try to challenge her place, she'll ask me like. Oh did you watch episode 3498 of this korean show...where they performed their song for the 342th time? Yeah, the epitome of fandom, i dont fair very well against that!
Long Post! Took me a while, had a merry time though! I Never want to hear the Dirty Pop song ever again!
Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man You're a monster. I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairytaletrash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others? Eat me! I've tried to be fair to you creatures, now my patience has reached it's end! Tell me or I'll... NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Welcome 2010, Welcome J2, Welcome a year filled with fun, stress and legal ages. First week/2 weeks of school have been hectic, cant imagine what it'll be like when the J1s come in. There have been changes,Good Stuff, Bad Stuff, Stuff that dont really matter. Had a change of teachers, well thats a start.
First of all Mdm Gay Koon is gone, the nicest mdm that is bizarrely happy when she's pregnant. Hope i'll recognize her when she's back in school since she'll be awfully slim now.
In her place isMs Neeta, Quite a rude shock, ha since we've known each other from Dance. You should know her too, I think she acted in a few movies - The Wizard of Oz / Harry Potter. (You get the hint do you?)
Anyway yes, so nothing much, being labelled as the class badass since week 1, since i was the first to exhasut myGet Out of School Free Card, Parents Letter. Only one is allowed per year, No shit.
Ok Maths Teacher's changed, From Mdm Maths to Mr Daniel Sun. See my attitude has changed for the better, at least i know my maths teacher's name now. Farewell to Mdm Maths, the 8 year old girl trapped in a teacher's body! WE'LL Miss You!
The biggest change of the year has to be Econs. From Mafia DonMashren to DictatorRahimah. Lessons under her areintense, but we'll get used to it, wont we?Gulp. Andrew's now her best friend, im sure they'll stay that way!
Class Attendance has been exciting, the whole class is together again, best turnout since March last year? Our class is smaller this year though, NoCallgirl from China Beth No Tektonic KidJoelz No Mad ChinamanHaibo. Miss you Guys Loads! Nevertheless we'll keep hanging on, keep hanging out.
This year has still been rather eventful, We're always up to something.
Made a trip backto SJI Alma Mater for the Campfire. Boys will be Boys, Boys will get distracted.
This is Us, behind us the night sky, 5 storeys below us is the track. If youre wondering where that secret path through the hydroponic plants led, now you know. TEEHEE.
Oh this was pretty ridiculous Here there's Me and Elliotz attending Physics Lecture, with me holding on to the class's physics SPAs.
So i was frantically searching my bag away for my graph plots, which i put in my bag. So spending like 30 mins rummaging through my file kinda gives you a pretty bad headache, and i was mighty pissed since i didnt want to redo it.
Soi turned to elliot and said, hey did you see my graph? im messed if i dont find it. Sohe said, too bad, and went back talking to BEN. Sonow i was feeling real FML so i took out an extra graph paper thinking, if i can get it done, it wont be that bad! Soi started plotting my values Y-axis, X-axis, then FLOOPS! Daniel Kor grabbed my whole stack of papers away, Jowinee's included, SO SORRY JO! EFF EMM ELL
Soi was there at the down-est point of the Physics lecture. Had no mood whatsoever, so Elliot being the nice guy he was, opened his file and took out a sheet and flipped it on my table "EMPTYGRAPH PAPER!" , so when he flipped it, yeah there is was, My Graph on the other side. I was likeWHAT!!!
HA turned out that he saw the sheet of graph paper and since it wasFREE, he took it and kept it in his file. JEW JEWJEW JEW JEWJEWJEWJEWJEW JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW So if he didnt take my paper, i wouldnt have searched by bag, and i wouldnt have replotted my graph, and i wouldnt have got my stuff takenawayyyyyyy. But its okay, i stil love you elliotzz.
Also had DC that day, first time ever. I thought i was cleared when i got past the gate so i took my time to stroll through, but got caught by Baljeet Kaur outside the hall, some new rule supposedly. Oh well. Went to the library to clear my never-ending workload, but was made to do sai-gang. HA! See those plants near the gate, Mahaini wanted them moved to a sunnier place, so like 10 guys had to lug pots around, not that we treated them with the care they deserve. Wilson, Eugene and his pal, Wen Shen, Douglas, yeah we kinda toppled whole lots of pots in the process. So if you want to get them for funorama, might wanna take a second peek forCRACKedPOTs!
My Fun-o-rama tickets are not sold yet, and im the ticketing collection IC, how now brown cow? I can never imagine my class up on stage receiving the prize of selling tickets. NEVER!
Chinese Classis still on, but Mr Sim is gone, Im sure everyone misses him, and misses the classes that he's always not around. Saw him that day, he's got a new earring, BET ITS ON HIS RIGHT ONLY. But we have a new lao shi, and she's nice, for a chinese teacher at least! we spent a lesson discussing cheng yu on tigers, so we came up with shit like. "In the Absence of Leaders, Uphold the Monkey King" and "When you're a Tiger in Water, Beware of even the Simple Fish" Hei Cha Nai Cha Beth!!
Thats much what happened this week. J1s, make my day!
Don't Countdown too loud cause imma be sleeping real nice I should be at a countdown at Clarke Quay with Chong, where kids will get drunk on the leftover cans from Christmas. Bring plastic bags children, or the singapore river's gonna get pretty messy tonight.
But cant go cause parents want to catch a movie. Family Time is V ImportantYESYES! This period has been pretty all overtheplace, but christmas has been quieter though. Everyone Belated Merry Christmas, hoped you all enjoyed your presents! Mine have beenpretty plesent, hah! and keep in mind the real meaning of Christmas - to celebrate the coming of the most Godlike kid into the world.
I've been hangingout of the house quite a bit, but its been fun Be it with my oh so sexy class, or my gay partnersaquaintances! HA managed to catch my fair share of movies.Not much of a movie person though Avatar was pretty sick stuff. I was pretty pessimisticsince i was trying to prove Terry wrong when he said it was good. but yeah crazy props to the cg animators, blew me away with how cool retarded blue people could actually look!
Caught Sherlock Holmslater on with classmates. still managed to grasp the story despite... coming in mighty late / getting attacked by andy in the cinema at every action scene / Crazy Brit Accent. HAFun and Munch later, jolly times yup! Sorry celeste, ha wanted to go to your place but V.far yes? Miss you and your dog. Forgot its name, horlicks or something edible like that!
Had WAY LONGoverdue meetup with sji peeps at Plaza.
When you meet up at plaza, you know it can only mean one thing. Boys will be Boys. met up with Tang and Darren before and we made our way toSecret Alley HAHA! yeah finding the place was pretty interesting. Reached just in time for dinner, we had plans for Cartel, cause we were all hungry and there was Freebread.FREE. FREE! but place was stuffed so we made do with Manhatten Fish Market. Spent long at the waiting area outside, where entangling christmas deco hanging from the ceiling was the next logical thing to do. TEEHEE Good times good times after, we played CounterStrike on the top 2 floors of plaza. (we didnt have coms so ill leave you to imagine) Ha, we tried to get into a show. (Think 20 people trying to get past the staff without a ticket) FUN FUN!
So yes. 2010 is coming and hope everyone manages to fufill their goals. I know next year will be a blast! So whats a kickass year ahead without resoloutions Here are mine, do take a peek! 1) Be the coolest son of god, mmhmm!(faith first you know, cause im cool like that YO!)) 2) Be the world's number one DotA player. Treasure my family more, great people they are. (Reuben get your priorities right!) 3) Do well in As, The big and fearsome monster waiting at the end of the year, im gonna slay him good! 4) Marry Tiffany Hwang Mi Young. You know i will! (Terence you can be my best man!)
5) Dance!(Work hard guys, I know ill miss all of you!) 6) Get fit (hah i need a silver for napfa or ill be hating myself for 4 hard months of BMT) 7) Stay Healthy (maybe like fall sick less than 4 times? this will be pretty hard. So much for Pink of Health) 8) No shit, ive run dry. ill think of something quick!
BAPE Opening, Mad Crowded
Have a great 2010 all! go ahead, make my year! WOOO!
One, two, three, four Let me hear you scream if you want some more Like uhh, push it, push it Watch me work it, I'm perfect
Ho Hum, its the time of the year again, when you set aside some time to update your blog. Seems it grew some cobwebs since i last saw it.
Yeah its great to spend the day idling away and doing your blog, especially when NOVEMBER IS OVER NOW!
How did 1 month zoom by so fast? Time flies when youre having sex fun. Woke up this morning, then i heard this really loud chime, its from the clocktower in Catholic High, which rings like at 12 every 1st day of the month, its pretty cool. Like your House doesnt have a clocktower!
So i got up, and it rang...and i died. Its December! I dont like December. I wonder why i didnt go to Cat High, its like pretty near, and its toilets are pretty clean. and it has a clocktower! Maybe my mom didnt like short green pants. Then she sent me to sji, where boys wear short green pants. I think if i went to Cat High, I wouldnt be who i am anymore. I'll be a little taller, i'll wear converse shoes, i'll be pretty much smarter. i'll play audition, and ill worship chinese. Sounds like a blast
Either way,Im pretty happy i turned out like this, i guess.
SO! this month has been pretty busy. Its been 4 weeks of battle, and we are finally nearing the frozen throne. Ive been wasting my HOLIDAYS! I dont learn do I? Almost getting retained. and then this.
Went for Cherald's Birthday Surprise yesterday, which wasnt really a surprise. She came in, and we were like, oh erm. surprise!, surprised? and we got party hats. HAHA MELIN! said "please wear them, you paid for it!"
I like how when our class gathers, we always have things to talk about. Especially Andy.
This is like a typical conversation in my class. It always comes back to the same thing.
Cherald : How's the food guys? Everyone else : Yeah its pretty good. Andy : Oh you know that day. I was playing Dota and i got a RAMPAGE!
so like 5 minutes later.
Celeste : You guys want ice cream? Everyone else : Lets share a Vermonster! Andy : Lets play dota NOW!!! I'll use my vengeful spirit. Swap Stun KILL!
not long after...
Kun : Guys what we doing after this? Joel : Lets watch a movie. Andy : LAN! DotA! NOW!
HAHAHA Lets go addicts!
They caught a movie after, but i headed home with melin,Thanks!
Oh yeah. I also went for Count of Monte Cristo. It was pretty funny. TeeHee.
I went early, which was pretty rare. Then i met up with some of the class. Like Chris! Then we were heading in, cause the doors were opened to the audience. Then i got a call from Elliot He was like, heeey, can you come and meet up? Need help to climb the gate, see you at back gate! Then he said, can you see me at broadway instead? i need your help to draw money So i was thinking, he needed cash, if not he could not leave. So when i reached thurrr, he was like, actually, i dont really need anything. So i was like WHATTT! HAHHAHA and when we reached the CPA, they were like, you cant enter now, please wait for 1 and a half hours till the intermission. and i was like WHATTT! HAHHAh
And so we waited.. Its ok elliot! still love you. I went to listen to the soccer briefing though, halfway. And i went in after waiting. And i managed to see Cumara. He was acting as this NOBEL Lord. Called Lord Cum. Then he was dressed in a smart green suit, and he was holding a Grass Cutter Walking Stick And the audience opened their eyes in amazement, How did he fit into that slim suit?WOW The show was pretty good. With Bryant as the main lead. Well people know him better as, the man with the cool accent.
And at the end he stripped, and the crowd was pleased.
Lifes Dull, When you cant take part in Open House. Wishing all Dancers the Best. They'll all be pretty busy, with OGL trainings from now on. I WANT TO BE AN OGL! I want to go for the OGL interview
From what i heard they ask really really wierd questions. and they'll ask some people to dance. GOODNESS! OH WELL.
PLUS I WANNA WATCH B.E.G IN SINGAPORE NOW. why must i find out so late? KILL ME NOW! Why dont i read the papers? Now you've had your revenge!
And you know how it go when I UFO, I UFO, UFO Girl you know how it go when I UFO, I UFO, UFO
Well havent been touching this site for quite a while. so i shall approach the various moments of the past few weeks with the mood i was feelingthen and there. mmkay?
Ok, Friday was results day. Also, the most devastating day this year. Maybe its my attitude. Never thought ill say this. but im going to retain.
You hear people saying, Oh im going to retain, then you think, stop grumbling and start studying, then i thought to myself, im going to study so i wont be in such a position. Guess that wasnt enough.
I have no H2 passes. I dont know what good H1 passes will do me now, but im thinking, maybe i should have not worked so hard in geog. All im hoping for is a pass for physics. but that really needs my terms, as there is no moderation. and my terms failed. so its like a 50 - 50. and its scary.
Nevertheless, people have told me not to worry till everything is out. and maybe thats better for me. Thanks to everyone for trying to console me. Cumara, Ben, Elliotz, Lydia, Jowinee, Marli, Huixin, Satthia, Kara, Tang, Terence, Joel (in a wierd way), Andy, Gerald, Haibo yeah, and the rest. My parents. Ya'll really helped
Tried to forget about it, and went to my usual hangout, Paradiz. i mean, yeah people were happy, so yeah, they went to celebrate, didnt want to be a mood dampener, So i joined them, but yeah, i was down. And it didnt help, since losing feels horrible when youre play Left 4 Dead. So i was thinking, i have to cheer up somehow. So i was thinking, why play against each other when you can play together. So i was thinking, i need to stop being depressed now.
If you dont understand L4D mechanics, you wont understand what im saying here. So we were playing versus mode, and the score for my team against theirs was like 45 - 2000? it was like the final round, so i was thinking...we cant catch up anyway, then i asked to switch elliotz, so i could play on the shooting team. Then there was this unknown person that joined our game. and well...lets just say i had the most friendly fire incidents. Then i told everyone to let him go first and he got hunted by a hunter, and we all just stood there and watched. and watched. and watched.
and he was pretty pissed i mean, i would be pretty pissed too. if i joined a game, and i got hunted. and my Teammates just stand around. shooting at the ceiling...yeah i'd be pretty pissed too
So he sweared. yeah quite a lot came out...and he left. sincerely, that was fun. Then i switched team again, so i didnt play the infected. And another person came to join the game. So we being perfectly hospitable teammates. Yeah we killed him. and revived him. and killed him and revived him again. Then we picked him up, and dropped him. and picked him up, and dropped him again. Then we killed him. yeah.
This is a game yeah? so dont get too worked up. So other than that, i walked around with a big shirt and no pants. i didnt know what i was thinking. If my mom is reading this, Mom, it isnt as bad as youre thinking, i was decent.
Ok despite this dreary mood. ill try to rewind to after Promos Period ok? EXAM OVER!!! (Sam Koh/Najib Accent) I dont care how i did, but for now! exams are really over. Geog paper was really a way to end everything yup yup yup! Maths paper was the hardest, so ill give it brutal sounding name, from now onwards you shall be named Amarath More like it right? More Fierce. Like you tell children, if you dont study, Amarath is going to get you! i like that! Im off to hang out at Gheryl's house, then dinner at fish and co. but didnt go to Cherald's place cause it was pretty late, so went home with Marli. She's my multiracial neighbour. You know...the one you studied about in Social Studies. HA. Im mean.
By the way, even if i live like about 4093 inches away from marli, we never go home together. Why? i found out that day. She walks home. WALKS HOME. WALKS HOME! You know. on those 2 feet you have. Buona Vista To BISHAN! yeah you get it. its really far. But its cool. Well, AC games have been really really interesting for my class. From what i heard, our class was disqualified. both days, due to poor attendance. Its like that yo! but i really think that if our whole class turned up, we would be pretty darn good.
All the best for Promos everyone!
Ok this part is for, before promos, the really intense part, where everyone has the right to be fierce. I was at Bugis Library studying with Terence, which i found was pretty productive even though we had our fun moments There was this kid, he walked past us, wearing those jersey shirts,the ones with your name at the back, and it read 'Richardson'. So this sparked off Neighbourhood School Kid Names! i mean, its Richard right? why add the Son behind? it just makes it longer. So we tried to think of the most NSK name ever, So Royston, Rayner, Cloud, Sky all came out. But we both decided. it had to be Benson. I mean. BENSON! If i was named Benson, Kill me now!!! its like Reubenson. damn redundant right? ok i think i just offended a mighty bunch of people out there. Sorry, the Benson from NCC. youre cool. i also did some physics. Speaking of physics. You know those questions where they say. The car retards at 5.0 m/s. Like why dont you just set the word as, reverse? You retard! obviously on purpose!
I woke up that day, like pretty late around 11. And yeah, i normally remember my dreams. so my brother came to my room and he asked me. 'so how was your dream about spiders'? then i was like huh? since when do i dream about spiders? Then he told me. i came to your room at 8am, and you woke up I and told him' Im a BIG spider and if i had many babies i will eat them all up' then i went back to sleep. That was just wierd.
So yeah, Im really worried about retaining, but my parents are really asking me to think if i really need it. life will really change if i do, and i dont work well with change, so pray for me alright? i mean, please do. this thing is working me up real bad. yeah. thanks!
Now to colour this post up! Pictures soon NOW
This made my day
The reason why she's falling off is cause Cumara's too attractive
This is Cherald. She likes her how name is spelt
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