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Well havent been touching this site for quite a while. so i shall approach the various moments of the past few weeks with the mood i was feelingthen and there. mmkay?
Ok, Friday was results day. Also, the most devastating day this year. Maybe its my attitude. Never thought ill say this. but im going to retain.
You hear people saying, Oh im going to retain, then you think, stop grumbling and start studying, then i thought to myself, im going to study so i wont be in such a position. Guess that wasnt enough.
I have no H2 passes. I dont know what good H1 passes will do me now, but im thinking, maybe i should have not worked so hard in geog. All im hoping for is a pass for physics. but that really needs my terms, as there is no moderation. and my terms failed. so its like a 50 - 50. and its scary.
Nevertheless, people have told me not to worry till everything is out. and maybe thats better for me. Thanks to everyone for trying to console me. Cumara, Ben, Elliotz, Lydia, Jowinee, Marli, Huixin, Satthia, Kara, Tang, Terence, Joel (in a wierd way), Andy, Gerald, Haibo yeah, and the rest. My parents. Ya'll really helped
Tried to forget about it, and went to my usual hangout, Paradiz. i mean, yeah people were happy, so yeah, they went to celebrate, didnt want to be a mood dampener, So i joined them, but yeah, i was down. And it didnt help, since losing feels horrible when youre play Left 4 Dead. So i was thinking, i have to cheer up somehow. So i was thinking, why play against each other when you can play together. So i was thinking, i need to stop being depressed now.
If you dont understand L4D mechanics, you wont understand what im saying here. So we were playing versus mode, and the score for my team against theirs was like 45 - 2000? it was like the final round, so i was thinking...we cant catch up anyway, then i asked to switch elliotz, so i could play on the shooting team. Then there was this unknown person that joined our game. and well...lets just say i had the most friendly fire incidents. Then i told everyone to let him go first and he got hunted by a hunter, and we all just stood there and watched. and watched. and watched.
and he was pretty pissed i mean, i would be pretty pissed too. if i joined a game, and i got hunted. and my Teammates just stand around. shooting at the ceiling...yeah i'd be pretty pissed too
So he sweared. yeah quite a lot came out...and he left. sincerely, that was fun. Then i switched team again, so i didnt play the infected. And another person came to join the game. So we being perfectly hospitable teammates. Yeah we killed him. and revived him. and killed him and revived him again. Then we picked him up, and dropped him. and picked him up, and dropped him again. Then we killed him. yeah.
This is a game yeah? so dont get too worked up. So other than that, i walked around with a big shirt and no pants. i didnt know what i was thinking. If my mom is reading this, Mom, it isnt as bad as youre thinking, i was decent.
Ok despite this dreary mood. ill try to rewind to after Promos Period ok? EXAM OVER!!! (Sam Koh/Najib Accent) I dont care how i did, but for now! exams are really over. Geog paper was really a way to end everything yup yup yup! Maths paper was the hardest, so ill give it brutal sounding name, from now onwards you shall be named Amarath More like it right? More Fierce. Like you tell children, if you dont study, Amarath is going to get you! i like that! Im off to hang out at Gheryl's house, then dinner at fish and co. but didnt go to Cherald's place cause it was pretty late, so went home with Marli. She's my multiracial neighbour. You know...the one you studied about in Social Studies. HA. Im mean.
By the way, even if i live like about 4093 inches away from marli, we never go home together. Why? i found out that day. She walks home. WALKS HOME. WALKS HOME! You know. on those 2 feet you have. Buona Vista To BISHAN! yeah you get it. its really far. But its cool. Well, AC games have been really really interesting for my class. From what i heard, our class was disqualified. both days, due to poor attendance. Its like that yo! but i really think that if our whole class turned up, we would be pretty darn good.
All the best for Promos everyone!
Ok this part is for, before promos, the really intense part, where everyone has the right to be fierce. I was at Bugis Library studying with Terence, which i found was pretty productive even though we had our fun moments There was this kid, he walked past us, wearing those jersey shirts,the ones with your name at the back, and it read 'Richardson'. So this sparked off Neighbourhood School Kid Names! i mean, its Richard right? why add the Son behind? it just makes it longer. So we tried to think of the most NSK name ever, So Royston, Rayner, Cloud, Sky all came out. But we both decided. it had to be Benson. I mean. BENSON! If i was named Benson, Kill me now!!! its like Reubenson. damn redundant right? ok i think i just offended a mighty bunch of people out there. Sorry, the Benson from NCC. youre cool. i also did some physics. Speaking of physics. You know those questions where they say. The car retards at 5.0 m/s. Like why dont you just set the word as, reverse? You retard! obviously on purpose!
I woke up that day, like pretty late around 11. And yeah, i normally remember my dreams. so my brother came to my room and he asked me. 'so how was your dream about spiders'? then i was like huh? since when do i dream about spiders? Then he told me. i came to your room at 8am, and you woke up I and told him' Im a BIG spider and if i had many babies i will eat them all up' then i went back to sleep. That was just wierd.
So yeah, Im really worried about retaining, but my parents are really asking me to think if i really need it. life will really change if i do, and i dont work well with change, so pray for me alright? i mean, please do. this thing is working me up real bad. yeah. thanks!
Now to colour this post up! Pictures soon NOW
This made my day
The reason why she's falling off is cause Cumara's too attractive
This is Cherald. She likes her how name is spelt
Vid's have a too big size so i cant upload them, if you know how to help me, please do
I was never a dog person, but i want to be the Queen.
I was in the park walking homewhen i saw this breed, so my bro was saying that how the queen has a few of them. I SO have to be the queen one day!
it looks much like theretarded dogfrom the movie UP, but other than that, cats are still so much better creatures. pets.
So its official!, the hangout for after promos isBEN's House. Nah its not that we havent seen 4 computers together, its just that we can use them for FREE! FREE GET IT! FREE!!!NO MONEY! sorry got carried away...
Kidding, we love you for your housewho you are. So yeah, we spent the week, Peranakan boy, Teochew Boy and Malay Biker going to try to study. So i found out that you cant really study with 4 guys in a room, or 6 guys in a house. And i know im a sheltered kid but its sort of my first time trying the guitar for guitar hero, but easy mode is really really really Hard!!!. How about i didnt know you must strum the thing!!!
And I dont want to go to school! My NEMESIS IS COMING TO PAU/PAO/POW me! haha shucks, this Very Handsome Boy is known as my nemesis now. Im sick of telling this story, so if youve heard it before, dont read.
So i was on the 7th floor after some lesson and my class and another were walking towards each other. Then there was this handsome boy, he was talking about beating something, so he was saying something like 'ill smack that bitchhh', so i saw him and then i said, 'ill smack that bitch' as a friendly gesture! mmhmm. then as i was reaching the end of the corridor, i heard a voice that said '%^**^%$$ You, mother ass bitch pundek, come here!' so i walked off.
So later in the voiddeck, this handsome boy came to me and was like,
Pretty Boy says: Is your name reuben?
I says: I think so
Pretty Boy says: Were you the one with the yellow bag at the 7th floor today?
I says: I guess so, why?
Handsome Boy says: Cause im looking for someone that was imitating me this morning, was it you?
I says: If I am feeling naughty, then I will wear something rad and loud, something, you know, 'Boomz'. i dont know, it might have been ....
Strong Boy says: I was quite offended by what you said this morning, about me smacking some bitch, i want to know if it was you...
Cumara: (i think ill try to save him)...says: No, reuben, you were on the 5th floor at that time remember?
Kun (I think ill just tell the truth and mess it up):...says Teapot BITCH! NO you were on the 7th floor! im sure.
HAHA ahhh.
I says: you can pull it off with leopard prince and zibbra prince . It might have been me, but im not sure, but if it was me then im sorry if i offended you but it might not have been me.
I love my answer. Its so TYS
Good Looking Boy says: I am your father . Nevermind, ill find out who it is.FORCE LIGHTING!!!
so yeah. I AM SO PAUED/PAOED/POWED
Other than that, the week passed pretty fast. Friday had good attendance. 13/29 and 7 people went for PE. Nice.
Seems that everyone is staying home to study, while i come to school and idle. Might have to retain, but it might be for the better! but for now, have to do something about it.
Like for GP, mdm Sophia Ng Gay Koon says: Remember to put the SPERM in the Kueh Lapis. (Its damn obvious you said that on purpose please!) One week to promos, all the best! if youre reading this means you should be studying!!!
Ok Not Much Else Has Been Happening.
Went for tuition on sunday, Andy came to my class. Shit why you so smart?
haha there was this question that everyone did right but me, so my teacher said. This question is so easy if you cant do it you should kill yourself. Everyone but 1 guy got it right, so for the sake of the one guy ill have to go through the question. FML! how about my school didnt TEACH THAT TOPIC!
Oh and this is for my number 1 fan from Econs Class who didnt come on Monday!
OK im blogging again, why? cause i haveALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD! nah its just that i have no training/practice/session. whatever you call it, calling it training has always sounded wierd. And also cause from now on, ill be pretty busy, so now that the NearNess of Exams has not hit me yet, Im doing a post!
Its that time of the year again... The end of the holidays..AGAIN.
Well, nevertheless, all good things have tocome to an end. Except MINT icecream, mint icecream NEVER comes to anEND!
This holidays have been spent OUT, my parents have been quite understanding, letting me come back late and all.
But my curfews have always been self imposed anyway.
Ok so fine, i wasted my holidays.
But they arent all that unproductive.
This is quiteembarrassing...
Ok so i walked into thefunan subway. and i joined the queue. I chose my bread and my flavourblabla.
Then when it came to theveggies, oh goodness.
so veggies are good for you right? so when the lady was like, what veggies do you want?
and i was like. i want this this thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis thisthisthis this this thisthisthis this this this thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis thisthisthisthis this thisthisthisthisthis
while pointing to the veggy. Then the lady thought i was a retarded (which IM NOT), and she said, so you want EVERYTHING?
and i was like. IWANTEVERYTHING! and i put my hands on the display screen.
my life sucks ok. THE WHOLE SCREEN CAVED IN!
then like all the staff rushed to support the screen, and they all gave me the... Are You a RETARD? face.
So i was like. soorry sorry sorry and rushed out of the shop, and everyone was pointing at me. my goodness!!!
Oh and im a scene kid, so scene kids hang out at PENINSULA Plaza. Where you can find skinny jeans at XXXXXXXXXL Size
and then there were these pink shorts. you know those that girls like to wear think that it shows of their legs and cause theyre pink means they're so cute and they'll make every boy fall for you, those shorts.... yeah you know.
so i saw those shorts, then they were on display at the store. Then Chong was saying, i think they'll look good on you, why dont you try them on.
So i did....
and i looked good in them...
and i came out of the changing room...
and no one else was in sight...
but the shop auntie...
and she was looking at me in pink shorts...
and she said. Are you going to buy those?...
and i was like. oh im trying it on for my sister...
then she said...
IT CLEARLY SAYS. NO TRYING.
and i went to the sign above the shorts, and there was this small cardboard that had messy handwriting, like Ding Haibo's.
and it read something like this.
oihfjoidshflidshglifgidfgihbdfiugbigbfigfnotryingoiihdoasihoihdoidsfsfds. How about they made the words impossible to read. so yeah. i put back the pants as they were, and left the shop. life sucks.
Ok Im really looking forward to school these days. Not cause there isnt training/practice/session. But cause all of my breaks are spent at the com lab. I am such an addict, gaming NON STOP! that i even have to resort to eating in class!!!i think mashren and andrew and claudia and the cool dancing guy and the whole ECONS class saw me But people who are addicted will not admit that they're addicted. So since i can say im anaddict, Im not anaddict!
Ok so i was playing a game with my class, Elliotz, Andy, Gerald, Haibo, Ben, Your Mom, My Mom. (Joel you missed out on the fun!) Then this teacher walked in, and i was oblivious, so i was shouting, "KILL HIM KILL HIM!". So yeah, OOPS. But yup, didnt get found out. Unless MDM Gay Koon is reading this now! But she wont, cool teachers dont read student's posts.
Yup, PW is messed up, but im getting it in order, hopefully. Was trying to do something, then had this chinese relief teacher who took over sim eng chee, then came to teach leanne/zay/jamesloo/dory's, aiyah basically its that class with alot of people, i dont bother to remember classes. So she had to use the classroom Then she chased us out, and she walked out herself. 中国 Rationale. (notice how all the things to do with China is in orange? thats cause orange represents the prosperity and fortune than comes with mandrin oranges) yeah.
Tomorrow, PW, Compre Test, boring day To the Max. I still have to add colors to this POST! Done! Hang in there Reuben. Cowdung!!!
This is during inventio,
This is YoonA. She looks gross in this but she is fabulous. I will totally buy this sanitary pad because of her!
Today is sunday, it is a sunday evening. Tomorrow is a monday. Mondays are school days. Tomorrow is a monday, Tomorrow has no school. maybe cause... ITS THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!
YES YES!Its the perfect time of the year to...KILL ANTS!!! I was lying on the floor that day, I know im weird. and i killed a few ants,I know im cruel.
and it made me think, GOODNESS! it must really suck to be an ANT! i mean, if i was an ant, living my everyday life eating popcorn, and then this kid comes and steps on me, and i die. FML!!!
like ants die everywhere. When the wind blows, ants die. When people walk around, ants die. When it rains, half the ant population gets wiped out. When the 911 world trade centre collasped. Do you know how many ANTS DIED!!! Treasure your life, because you are not an ant.
Ok, so there goes the weekend, time sure flies when youre having sexfun Actually this week was a rather dull killer. I was supposed to go and study, but boys being boys will always be distracted. And computer games being computer games will always be there...distractants
so yeah. I guess its pointless trying to be good at gaming, its just too competitive. Youre up against the entire NSK population, the amount of talent there is amazing. So i have turned to a new form of entertainment - Messing people's games up!
If you dont game. dont read this part. I am going to get bashed up one day. but for now, im enjoying my team getting 3 deaths in the 1st minute. and then there are comments like. "WTF, asshole?", "CB, you feeder!", "youre in the lan shop now right? you die" And i am the king of the jews. It was 10-ish at bugis, and we were heading home. So this cream puff shop aunties was like, "boy ah, samples for free, we're closing shop". SO like normal people, we just walked past....and then we turned around... so the auntie was like "take all you want, if you like it, come back next time" So we took all we wanted. like serious, ALL WE WANTED. omnomnomnom.
Then kenny was like, "im still hungry". So we went to every shop on the whole floor, asking for leftovers! SHUCKS THAT SO MADE MY DAY! the day was NOT HIGH, until that!
